Impress your kitchen mates with your cooking skills as well as your food wordplay. Here are fifteen funny food puns to lighten things up in the kitchen.
Food Puns
A little bit of wordplay around food and cooking is a great way to lighten the mood in the kitchen. Add a little harmless kitchen humor to your arsenal and your kitchen compadres will think you’re one in a melon. Here are fifteen funny food puns ranging from veggies to cheese and wine. So without further fondue…
Vegetable Food Puns
Everyday we’re brusselin’
Turnip the beet
Please romaine calm
I’m kind of a big dill
Peas out
Dairy and Cheese Food Puns
That’s a lot of cheddar, Jack
It doesn’t get feta than this
You’re my butter half
Seafood Puns
Don’t be shellfish
Just for the halibut
Indian Food Pun
You’re second to naan
Mexican Food Pun
If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type
Other Cute Food Puns
I believe I can fry
Don’t go bacon my heart
You’re the wine that I want
Food Knock Knock Jokes
Here are some other corny food jokes:
What do you get when pigs play Tug of War? Pulled pork
How does a pirate like his steak? Rarrrrrr…
Why did the banana go to the doctor? She wasn’t peeling well
What did the cupcake say to the icing? I’d be muffin without you
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business
What did the waiter say when he dropped the hot dog? Well that’s a shame but it could have been wurst
Did you see the cheese factory after the explosion? Everything was covered in de Brie
